outta the mouths and brains of babes

AH MODERN WASTE WATER TREATMENT ... HAHAHAHAH

I always thought it was pretty weird the way humans , especially the freaky weird uptight ones, were always so disgustled by poop and sex. I have since learned that the real right-wing maniacs have all manner of rules against poop and sex - anything below the waist is STRICTLY disgusting and should not be spoken of and especially not enjoyed (in the case of sex). As I got older, especially after I had kids, but even growing up cuz i at times would have to wipe my poor disabled dad's poopy butt, I learned that even though the smell of poo is not lucious like coffee first thing in the morning with hot cinnamon buns in the oven - it still is only poo and not that big a deal.

Well I digress haha - when we first moved to where we are now the waste water treatment facility for our town is right across the street and up about a block and when the wind is out of the south and west you can get a snoot full of the most stinky sewer smell - yes we live in the ghetto. Well my son was very little when we moved here, only 2, and the first time he smelled that amazingness that is a city sewer treatment facility he was like "what is that SMELL?" so I told him it was the shit plant from across the street - the look of horror on that little boy's face was indescribable and he could barely utter in response ... "the SHIT PLANT?" man it cracks me up to this day - cuz i knew he didn't understand - he was a smarty for 2 yrs old and he surely knew what plants were - the green things growing out of the ground - and i could just see him thinking of a huge plant with shit hanging all over it - he looked quite amazed and astonished at the thought of an actual shit plant ~

well i explained to him that a plant is also a place where things can be made like a factory and the shit plant is just ghetto term for wastewater treatment facility ... and he was better about it all - anywayz - the above pix reminded me of my boy as a toddler and his shit plant - i was scooping my faithful hounds organic deposit out of the yard and slung it over to where we don't walk and it landed on the crepe myrtle - whose leaves are all dead right now cuz it's winter - so there hangs that turd - the perfect picture of a shit plant hahahah

and on that stinky note - i'll leave for now - stay tuned ... i'm supposed next post i should deal with my parenting skills and the allowance of boys to cuss like sailors or like their fucking mommy hee hee peace love truth achs have great gargantuan fantastic funny fun